MORE! I MUST HAVE MORE!!!!

why am i laughing so damn hard at that?

That's the Teddy I know — and love.

Know what came to mind when I watched that? "Dumb-ass." That's all I could get out.

after having lived with Theodore Ruxpen for nigh on a year, Blake and I learned to stop fearing the almost-daily increasing amount of glassware teddy smashed and began, instead, to embrace and cherish every moment of it. Teddy made this video towards the end of our time living together. I consider it a gift--a souvenir--of the highest order.